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Does your circle of mates include any of the following? We'd bet it does...

• The listener: Sorting you and your dilemmas out, this mate is always there when you need them with open ears and proffered shoulder. However they're also fairly decent company, so don't show up only when you need a moan, or they may just get sick of you.
• The party animal: Eccentric and mad-for-it, this mate is on every guest list and appears to party for a living and you marvel that they are still alive. They are great for wild nights out, lifting your spirits and generally having a wicked time, however unless you join the party you'll never see them.
• The drama queen: Hurtling from one trauma to another, they make their life sound like a soap opera - while they are great for entertainment value, staying up all night bitching and backstabbing, beware of exhausting yourself by living through part of their hectic schedule.
• The opposite sex: Can men and women be friends? Who knows but while you're trying not to fall into bed with each other, they can be great for chilling with, getting relationship advice from another perspective, big hugs, and laughs aplenty.
• The preoccupied soul mate: Once inseparable, now you're lucky to grab lunch twice a year but the connection is still there and you pick up where you left off with ease, talking nine to the dozen to catch up on each other's gossip. You soon fall back into your old ways as if you've never been apart. A good friend to keep, plus you can offload all those sordid secrets that no one else knows about.
• The older mate: We're talking mortgaged not moth-balled, and watch out as they'll probably out-party you. They are fantastic for 'been there, done that' advice (if sometimes a little jaded/ cynical) and nights down the local where they are able to pay for most of the rounds, and win the pub quiz. Prepare to see less of them when they start popping sprogs and acquiring a nasty fascination with mortgages.
• The long-standing best mate: They know you inside out, and have stuck by you through the good times and the bad, and were you a couple, you'd be at pipe and slippers stage. They are great for reminiscing, putting the world to rights in the early hours and just hanging out with, no strings. Don't take each other for granted though, or allow the friendship to stagnate.
• The long term couple: Surrogate parents, they make sure you're eating properly, and try to match-make you with all their other mates. Great for giving you plenty of TLC after a few too many mad weekends away. Notorious for moaning that you never visit enough, embarrassing you, and disliking your new partner.

The Freeloader: They'll be there for you, so the song goes, and this friend certainly will. Especially if you're the one with the means to having a good time. From food to drink or something for the weekend, as soon as you pat your pockets they really turn on the charm, and that's how it'll stay until you run dry.

Litmus test: Be flat broke for a while, and see how they respond.

• The Patient: Everyone has problems in some shape or form, but this one likes to go public about the lot. There's never a sunny smile here unless there's a cloud behind it. Worse still, you hear them out, offer your advice, and then they just ignore it.
  Litmus test: Avoid asking how they are, then see how long they can go without talking about themselves.
• The Love Sub: As a free agent, this kind of friend is the very best. They're always keen to get you out on the town, living life as it should be, until they get into a relationship. Then the dynamics change. They don't ring. They don't call. They don't do nothing. Why not? Because they got what they want. A love life, at last. How about you, loser?
  Litmus test: Date their ex, and then bang on about what they're missing.

The Shape Shifter: You couldn't say anything wrong about this friend, even if you tried. They'll do anything for you, from making you laugh to making up the numbers at a dinner party without once mentioning that you failed to invite them in the first place. But if they're 100 per cent genuine, how come everyone has heard stories about you and the wet bed?
Litmus test: Ask a trusted mate what really goes on when you leave the room.

So if anyone has any ideas let me kno wplz

αѕ ωє grσω υρ, ωє lєαяи тнαт єνєи тнє σиє ρєяѕσи тнαт ωαѕи'т ѕυρρσѕє∂ тσ єνєя ℓєт уσυ ∂σωи ρяσвαвℓу ωιℓℓ.

уσυ ωιℓℓ нανє уσυя нєαят вяσкєи ρяσвαвℓу мσяє тнαи σи¢є αи∂ ιт'ѕ нαя∂єя єνєяу тιмє.

Well i hope u all a gd xmas.
I certainly did

Dont know wot else 2 write xcept i found these supposed hangova cures for new years eve

Although it might be the average Joe’s choice, a greasy fry-up is the last thing your body needs after a soaking session.

Take your pick from our top ten healthy hangover cures, and do your weary body a favour.

Boiled cabbage
Russians have deep belief in the post-vodka restorative powers of cabbage. Rassol (the leftover salty water that the cabbage was boiled in) is a popular and very healthy hangover drink in the former USSR. Pinch your nose and down if you dare!

Lemony armpits
If your mouth is in no fit state to ingest nutrients, let your skin do the soaking up. Rub lemon slices under the armpits and relax as the healing properties seep into the pores. Alternatively take a soothing bath with sandalwood and lavender.

Ginger winners
There’s good reason why seasick tablets contain ginger: the Chinese remedy for common colds has been used to beat nausea for centuries. Chop into small pieces, boil for 20 minutes and strain into a mug. Add sugar, honey or orange juice to taste.

Super supplement
While the liver breaks down alcohol, it produces free radicals, cell-damaging atoms believed to accelerate the progression of cancer. An amino acid supplement called N-acetyl-cysteine, sold in all good health food stores, helps mop these up.

Plenty to drink
Alcohol is a diuretic and causes you to pass, as urine, more liquid than you are taking in. Water will rehydrate the body while reducing stomach acid. Drink at least a pint of water before you hit the hay, and get back on it the second you wake.

Go Scandinavian
The Finnish swear by a sauna or a massage to help sweat out those alcohol-induced toxins. If you can manage it, gentle exercise has the same effect.

Easy as ABC
Replace the nutrients lost to your body while drinking with vitamin-rich foods or supplements. Toast with marmite, freshly squeezed orange juice and muesli are great hangover breakfasts. Alternatively try a multivitamin or Vitamin B-rich supplement.

A honey of a cure
A spoonful of honey will do wonders for a hangover. It’s an instant source of energy and is extremely gentle on dodgy guts. Add a spoonful to a mug of herbal tea, or whiz up with orange juice and natural yoghurt for a delicious smoothie.

Flower power
Dandelion leaves are a rich source of minerals, most notably potassium (also prevalent in bananas), which regulates fluids. Scatter over a salad or boil in hot water for dandelion tea.

Pass the parsley
A fresh sprig of parsley is known to soothe an ailing digestive system. As an added benefit, chewing on it will also freshen your morning after breath.

Ill fink ill stick with da greasy fry up an water

It takes only a minute to get crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile. Because it only takes a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.

Maybe we meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person. We will know how to be grateful for that gift.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Giving someone all your love will not provide assurance that they'll love you back. Don’t expect love in return; Just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be content. It grew in yours.

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real!

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Happiness are for those who cry, those who have searched, and those who have tried because only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives.

10 Germans Bombers		(tune: 10 Green Bottles )
	There was 10 German Bombers in the AIR There was 10 German Bombers in the AIR There was 10 German Bombers 10 German Bombers 10 German Bombers in the AIR And the RAF from england shot one down And the RAF from england shot one down And the RAF from england RAF from england RAF from england shot one down Repeat Until 1 Then There was no German Bombers in the AIR There was no German Bombers in the AIR There was no German Bombers no German Bombers no German Bombers in the AIR And the RAF from england shot them all down And the RAF from england shot them all down And the RAF from england RAF from england RAF from england them all down ENGLAND		TO THE GERMANS USING AIRPLANE SIGNALS WITH ARMS

3.  2 World Wars        (tune: N/a )   2 World Wars and 1 World Cup DO DA DO DA 2 World Wars and 1 World Cup all the DO DA DAY (Repeat until bored)        sung to germany to remind the we beat them in the war and in 1966!!!

4.  2 World Wars And One World Cup        (tune: Duno )   2 world wars and 1 world cup doo dar doo dar 2 world wars and 1 world cup doo dar doo dar (repeat)        just remindin the germans whos boss

5.  5-1        (tune: Paddy Wack )   1-0 down, 5-1 up, two world wars, and one world cup, with a knick-nack paddy-wack, give a dog a bone, all you germans f**k off home

Find these chants an thes are da cleanest

She wanders down the road,

Shivering and cold,

The rain drenching her clothing,

Like it did her dreams,

She's lost,

She's desperate,

She wants someone,

She needs someone,

Someone to rescue her from all these pains,

Cutting into her flesh,

She can hardly speak,

Yet she still lets out a cry,

A cry for a hero,

A cry for a rescuer,

Someone who can take her away from her worries,

Overwhelming her,

And someone who can heal these wounds,

Open and bleeding...

One is waiting to rescue her,

All he needs is to know her,

He has been waiting since the beginning of time,

And he will wait until she asks for assistance,

A tear runs down her cheek and splashes onto the road,

Just like the rain drops so numerous,

She sucks it up,

And wanders into nothingness...

I nabbed this of someones space/blog so soz for that an thanxs

I found this on some1s space an thought i wold copy it an c wot boys thought of it

Boys Are Gay Because...

• Insensitive
• Heart breakers
• Commitment-phobics
• They never tell you exactly what's wrong
• They mumble instead of speak
• They try to be "manly" i.e not expressing emotions or just generally being NORMAL
• They say "hi" to you but conversation seems to stop there
• They always do the opposite of what you tell them
• They think with parts of their body - well they can't exactly think with the space between their two ears
• The whole "lesbian" thing
• They think you're checking them out/flirting with them when you're NOT!
• Why are they constantly HORNY!?
• They smell
• Too violent - they have no idea of their own strength(Its in our genes)
• Why do they have to "impress" everyone in front of other mates?
• Wolf whistling
• Everything you say has sexual innuendo attached in some obscure way
• The "head thing" instead of "hi" and raising eyebrows
• Why do guys hurt you but never seem to get hurt or be affected by emotion at all?
• Misguided trust
• They way they blatantly check you out especially if they are gay/ugly
• The "strut"(its called walking unles u want us 2 crawl)
• The sarcastic comments
• They do NO work and still are brainiacs(not really)
• The fact that you can't live with them but you can't live without them
• The fact that some guys are just too damn sexy
• The fact that even when you know he's wrong, and should be angry with him, what he says still makes you smil and makes your heart melt i.e THEY'RE TOO DAMN CUTE/GOOD AT SWEET TALKING
• The way they will tell, not just their mates, but EVERYONE if something happens and then dump you, so major HUMILIATION
• The way some boyfriends never speak to their girlfriend's other mates. RUDE!!(no u neva talkin 2 da guys m8s)
• The way they scratch certain areas in PUBLIC!
• Exaggerations!
• Machismo
• They think they can touch you/hold you wherever/mimic having sex with you even though you are not sexual partners
• They always check their private parts when dancing - THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DISAPPEAR!
• They rub up against your leg... like a RANDY DOG
• They don't understand subtlety
• They way they don't talk to you for ages but send you random texts at random times
• The way they ask you questions like "What are you wearing?"
• The way they twang your bra straps
• The way they grope your bum/put hand up your skirt
• The way they lick their lips
• The way they talk to your breasts instead of your face
• The way they sit with their legs so wide open - WE KNOW YOU HAVE A DICK, THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOVE IT IN OUR FACE
• The way they "shush" you when the football's on(well its important)
• The way they like to have complete control of the remote
• The way they don't notice how you look when you've spent hours making yourself look more beautiful than usual
• Are you serious or do you just want a shag?
• They never notice when you're upset(yeah we do we dont say anyfing tho coz u will snap our heads off)
• Their idea of a "romantic night in" is just stripping you and having a good shag
• "Any place, any time" has a different meaning...
• The way they take advantage of you when you're drunk(im a gentlemen if im not drunk)
• The GAY chat up lines
• The really tight shirt and trouser thing
• Overload of tan/aftershave
• Trousers that are too short i.e anklebashers or shorts

When i was on da way home 2nite on da bus there was a bunch of kids picking on a Coloured kid an i remembered this

HELP ERASE RACISM

Black мαn wαlкѕ into α cαfє earlу σиє мσяиιиg αиd иσтιcєѕ нє'ѕ тнє oиlу вℓα¢к σиє тнєяє

αѕ нє ѕαт dσωи нє иσтιcє∂ α ωнιтє мαи ѕαт вєнιи∂ нιм, тнє ωнιтє мαи ѕαι∂ "Coloured ρєσρℓє arn`t αℓℓσωє∂ ιи нєяє" .

тнє вℓαcк мαи яєρℓιє∂...

"ωнєи ι ωαѕ вσяи ι ωαѕ вℓα¢к

ωнєи ι gяєω υρ ι ωαѕ вℓα¢к

ωнєи ι'м ѕι¢к ι'м вℓα¢к

ωнєи ι gσ ιи тнє ѕυи ι'м вℓα¢к

ωнєи ι'м ¢σℓ∂ ι'м вℓα¢к

αи∂ ωнєи ι ∂ιє ι'м вℓα¢к.

вυт уσυ ѕιя...

ωнєи уσυ ωєяє вσяи уσυ ωєяє ριик

ωнєи уσυя'є ѕι¢к уσυя'є gяєєи

ωнєи уσυ ѕтαу ιи тнє ѕυи уσυя'є яє∂

ωнєи уσυя'є ¢σℓ∂ уσυ тυяи вℓυє

αи∂ ωнєи уσυ ∂ιє уσυ тυяи ρυяρℓє."

"αи∂ уєт уσυ нανє тнє иєяνє тσ ¢αℓℓ мє ¢σℓσυяє∂!"

тнє вℓα¢к мαи тυяиє∂ вα¢к αяσυи∂ αи∂ тнє ωнιтє мαи ωαℓкє∂ αωαу.

 

¢σρу тнιѕ ιитσ уσυя ѕρα¢є αи∂ нєℓρ єяαѕє яα¢ιѕм!

 

This is completely random

When drunk -

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon  THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder  THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing!

Guys do u reckon that this sounds like me plz leave a msg if it does

WOULD YOU?..

[_] go out with me?

[_] give me your number?

[_] kiss me?

[_] let me kiss you?

[_] watch a movie with me?

[_] let me take you out to dinner?

[_] let me drive you somewhere

[_] take a shower with me?

[_] be my bf/gf?

[_] have a fling with me?

[_] let me buy you a drink?

[_] take me home for the night?

[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?

[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?

[_] give me a piggyback ride?

[_] Let me give u anal?

[_] have a relationship with me?

 [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?

[_] Lick my cheek?

[_] Dance with me?

[_] Let me make you breakfast?

[_] blow me?

[_] Tickle me to death?

[_] Let me tickle you?

[_] Stick up for me if i was being put down?

[_] Carress my body?

[_] Play strip poker with me?

[_] Say yes if i asked you out?

[_] Get wasted with me?

[_] Instant message me?

[_] Greet me in public?

[_] Hang out with me?

[_] Bring me around your friends?

..D0 Y0U..

[_] think im cute?

[_] think im hot?

[_] want to kiss me?

[_] want to cuddle with me?

[_] want to hook up with me?

[_] want to ride me?

..AM i..

[_] smart?

[_] cute?

[_] funny?

[_] cool?

[_] loveable?

[_] adorable?

 [_] compassionate?

[_] annoying?

[_] great to be with?

[_] attractive?

[_] mean?

[_] odd?

[_] ugly?

..HAVE Y0U EVER..

[_] thought about me?

[_] thought there might be an "us"?

[_] thought about hookin up with me?

[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?

[_] wished i were there?

[_] grabbed me?

[_] had a crush on me?

[_] idolized me?

[_] wanted my number?

[_] had a dream about me?

[_] been distracted by me?

[_] loved me?

..ARE Y0U....

[_] done with this survey?

[_] happy you know me?

[_] mad at me?

[_] thinking bout me?

Wich ppl wo know me is lik me isnt it